Scotty From Marketing Spotted In Bunnings Looking For A DIY Ark Kit

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison who was thought to be be missing during the NSW floods has been spotted at his local Bunnings store asking staff which aisle the DIY ark kits are located in.

”Never fear Australia I am here and ready to help out the country by building an ark,” said the PM. ”Rest assured I will make sure that I have 2 or every animal on the ark.”

”There will be 2 mining magnates, 2 developers and of course 2 Christian Porters.”

When asked why he was more concerned about building an ark than being seen to help and comfort flood victims, the PM said: ”I don’t man a pump mate.”

”Australians doing it tough will feel a sense of relief to see photos of their PM doing a bit of DIY with the kids at home in this time of tragedy.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to do a bit of DIY at Engadine Maccas if you know what I mean.”

Mark Williamson


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