PM Tells Female Politicians To Make Sure Their Desk Is Wearing A Chastity Belt

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on female politicians from all parties to ensure that their desks are fitted with a functioning chastity belt.

”Doesn’t matter if you are Labor, Liberal or other I say to you please make sure your desk has a working chastity belt installed,” said Prime Minister Morrison. ”As we know and have learned recently, men have urges and as much as I’d like to stop them I can’t be everywhere all the time.”

”So, ladies, I am putting this one back on you.”

When asked why he felt the onus should be on the women to stop the men from offending, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”I am a father of two daughters, I don’t have a son mate.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to check in on Engadine Maccas to see if the cleaning staff have implemented the suggested preventative measures that I told them about.”

Mark Williamson


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