Former PM Scott Morrison has blasted the current PM Anthony Albanese over the delays flood victims have faced in being involved in any staged photo shoots with any politicians. ”I know that there’s a lot of work to be done… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells Flood Victims To Steer Clear Of Water As The Rights Belong To The Nationals
Former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has issued a warning to those affected by flooding to steer clear of the water and under no circumstances try to sell off the rights as it belongs to the National party. ”To those currently… Read More ›
NSW Premier Tells Flood Victims No Cent Will Be Spared To Protect John Barilaro
NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has today moved to reassure the State’s residents that no cent will be spared in protecting the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro from any form of flood or storm damage. ‘We’ve seen some awful and… Read More ›
Cruel Blow To Lismore With News Paul Murray Will Broadcast Live From The Town
The flood-ravaged town of Lismore has been dealt a heavy blow today, with news that Sky News’ leading idiot Paul Murray will broadcast live from the town. ”Ah, jeez, haven’t we suffered enough what with the floods, clean up and… Read More ›
Lismore To Be Evacuated To Allow ScoMo To Take More Pics Of Himself
The flood ravaged town of Lismore in NSW is to be evacuated later this week to allow Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing the opportunity to take in the damage and have his photo taken without being shouted down by… Read More ›
”It’s Time To Stop Hiding Under The Doona And Learn To Live With The Floods” Says PM
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on the East Coast of Australia to get out from under the doona and learn to live with the floods. ”I know seeing roofs collapse and towns under water is… Read More ›
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