The flood-ravaged town of Lismore has been dealt a heavy blow today, with news that Sky News’ leading idiot Paul Murray will broadcast live from the town. ”Ah, jeez, haven’t we suffered enough what with the floods, clean up and… Read More ›
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Lismore To Be Evacuated To Allow ScoMo To Take More Pics Of Himself
The flood ravaged town of Lismore in NSW is to be evacuated later this week to allow Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing the opportunity to take in the damage and have his photo taken without being shouted down by… Read More ›
”It’s Time To Stop Hiding Under The Doona And Learn To Live With The Floods” Says PM
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on the East Coast of Australia to get out from under the doona and learn to live with the floods. ”I know seeing roofs collapse and towns under water is… Read More ›
Dutton Defends Using Go Fund Me Cash To Buy Puppies For Strangling
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has defended his decision to use funds raised for Queensland flood relief to purchase puppies to strangle. ”My role is very stressful and I’m sure that the people in my electorate want… Read More ›
Rural Australia Facing An Infestation Of Credlins, Murrays And Bolts
Rural Australia which is currently in the grip of a mouse plague has been dealt the devastating news that they will soon be infested with Credlins, Murrays and Bolts. After news broke that niche news service Sky News Australia would… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Spotted In Bunnings Looking For A DIY Ark Kit
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison who was thought to be be missing during the NSW floods has been spotted at his local Bunnings store asking staff which aisle the DIY ark kits are located in. ”Never fear Australia I am… Read More ›
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