NSW Premier Tells Flood Victims No Cent Will Be Spared To Protect John Barilaro

NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has today moved to reassure the State’s residents that no cent will be spared in protecting the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro from any form of flood or storm damage.

‘We’ve seen some awful and quite frankly horrific weather over the past few days,” said the Premier. ”So, to the residents of NSW I say to you we will do all we can to protect John Barilaro.”

”Already we have diverted resources from Lismore and the Inner West to protect all of Mr Barilaro’s properties.”

When asked why so much effort was being put into protecting a former politician, the Premier said: ”Well look, all citizens in NSW are equal just that some are more equal than others and some happen to have compromising pictures in their possession.”

”Not that I’m implying that John has any such pictures in his possession or that such pictures actually exist.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must head off to John’s place and walk his dog for him.”

Mark Williamson


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