Free Loader magazine has this week declared that the Australian state of NSW is the most livable state in the World for those with the name John Barilaro.
”If you are named John Barilaro then the state of NSW is the place to be,” declared Free Loader journalist Fee Lunch. ”I mean where else can a man prone to temper tantrums and no real qualifications waltz their way to deputy Premier and when that fails get offered a plum job in New York.”
”Sure, the New York thing fell through but you know something else will pop up soon for John. No need for him to ICAC himself.”
When asked why the likes of Barilaro seemingly had things handed to them on a silver platter, Free Loader journalist Fee Lunch said: ”Some are born with luck and others just happen to have a collection of compromising photos that help them get what they want.”
”Not sure which of the above describes John but I do know that he is an avid photographer.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and meet with my publishers to try and find space in the magazine for a new column to be penned by John Barilaro.”
”Hopefully this will tide him over till a new position can be made up for him by Perrotet.”
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