Free Loader magazine has this week declared that the Australian state of NSW is the most livable state in the World for those with the name John Barilaro. ”If you are named John Barilaro then the state of NSW is… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells The Gays Not To Worry His Government Will ”Take Care Of Them”
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told Australia’s LGBTIQ+ community to not worry too much about the new Religious discrimination bill as his Government will make sure they are taken care of. ”My Government is one… Read More ›
Locked Down Sydney Residents Still Unaware Of Existence Of Something Called “Instant Coffee”
Millions of Sydney residents braved lockdown restrictions yesterday to lumber down to their favourite café to pick up a cup of coffee, still blissfully unaware that something called “instant coffee” was invented decades ago. “I’ve had to mill around in… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Australia’s Women That There’s No Need For A Consent App When You Have A Marriage Certificate
Prime Minister ScoMo has told the women of Australia to forget about a consent app and instead go out and get themselves a marriage certificate instead. ”There’s nothing wrong with the good old marriage certificate,” said the Prime Minister. ”Heck,… Read More ›