Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told Australia’s LGBTIQ+ community to not worry too much about the new Religious discrimination bill as his Government will make sure they are taken care of.

”My Government is one that looks after all people, as long as you vote for us,” said the PM. ”If you live in a Liberal electorate we will shower you with grants.”

”And, if you’re like my dear acquaintance Tim Wilson then we will even let you marry…….for now.”

When asked why he felt that the Religious discrimination bill was more of a priority than a Federal Integrity bill, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”We will get around to setting up an integrity commission, why just the other day I asked the Treasurer to allocate some money in the budget to buy some wet lettuce.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to get a bite of dinner at Engadine Maccas and practice my religious right of praying…..that I make it to the toilets in time.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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