Former Minister for Health/Finance/Engadine Maccas and Resources to name but a few Scott Morrison has called NSW Premier Dom Perrotet to see if the New York trade position that John Barilaro turned down was still going. ”I am nothing if… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells The Gays Not To Worry His Government Will ”Take Care Of Them”
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told Australia’s LGBTIQ+ community to not worry too much about the new Religious discrimination bill as his Government will make sure they are taken care of. ”My Government is one… Read More ›
Christensen Orders PM To Open Up The Borders Or Extend Job Keeper To The Philippines
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the PM to either open up the borders or extend Australia’s Job Keeper program to the Philippines. ”This budget doesn’t do enough for the fine people of the Philippines,” said the… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
My Government has achieved a lot for the developers…..err, the people of NSW yet we still have so much more to accomplish. Walking around the glorious city of Sydney the other day as I awaited for the results of my… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Moves The Budget Lock-Up To Engadine Maccas
The Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that the traditional Budget lock-up, a process whereby journalists are locked in a room to run the rule over the budget will be moved from Parliament house to Engadine Maccas. ”We… Read More ›
Turnbull Says Negative Gearing Price Pressure Non-Existent Unless Labor Removes It
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has responded to Labor’s negative gearing policy by declaring that house prices will fall dramatically under the plan; not that negative gearing puts upward pressure on house prices though. The comments come after Labor outlined… Read More ›
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