ScoMo Asks Perrotet If That Job In New York Is Still Available

Former Minister for Health/Finance/Engadine Maccas and Resources to name but a few Scott Morrison has called NSW Premier Dom Perrotet to see if the New York trade position that John Barilaro turned down was still going.

”I am nothing if not pragmatic and just thought I’d help my old mate Dom out of a pickle by going to New York for him,’ said the part-time member for Cook. ”I know the gig is only paying $500K a year but with a few speaking gigs here and there I can probably make it work.”

”Hillsong has a New York office you know.”

When asked when the public could expect his resignation, Mr Morrison said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”I will not be resigning, well, not until something better comes along.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some paper work indicating that I am still PM so I must be off to HR to see why I am not getting a PM’s pay packet.”

Mark Williamson

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