Former Minister for Health/Finance/Engadine Maccas and Resources to name but a few Scott Morrison has called NSW Premier Dom Perrotet to see if the New York trade position that John Barilaro turned down was still going. ”I am nothing if… Read More ›
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Perrotet Jets Off To Japan Promises To Pick Up Some Duty Free For Barilaro
Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has jetted off to Japan for a trade mission, but not before promising the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro that he would pick up some duty free gear for him. ”A lot of NSW… Read More ›
ICAC Forced To Flog Ministers With Soggy Cabbage Amidst Lettuce Prices
NSW’s ICAC has announced today that due to the rising price of lettuce that they will switch to flogging Ministers found guilty with warm cabbage for the foreseeable future. ”I appreciate ICAC making the switch from lettuce to cabbage,” said… Read More ›
NSW Declared Most Livable State For Those Named John Barilaro
Free Loader magazine has this week declared that the Australian state of NSW is the most livable state in the World for those with the name John Barilaro. ”If you are named John Barilaro then the state of NSW is… Read More ›
ScoMo Plans To Cook Coq Au Vin To Appease France
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his advisers to not worry about the country’s rift with France as he’ll solve it when he gets back to Australia by cooking a Coq Au Vin for the family and posting… Read More ›
PM Sends Message Of Support To All Residents of Albury Affected By The Earthquake
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has taken time away from his American jaunt to send a message of support to residents of the NSW Victoria border town of Albury who were affected by yesterday’s earthquake. To the people of… Read More ›
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