Credlin Declares Albo’s Honeymoon Is Over After The PM Wasn’t Asked To DJ The MET Gala

Sky News’ highest rating presenter with a whole 16 viewers, Peta Credlin, has declared that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s honeymoon is over after Albo was not booked to DJ the MET gala.

”Finally people are beginning to see through the Albanese veneer,” sneered Credlin. ”I am sure if the country’s rightful leader Tony Abbott, a man who never lost an election as leader were in charge, he’d be asked to DJ the MET.”

”Tony should still be in charge, I run this country God damnit. A curse on you Malcolm, a curse!”

When asked why she and her colleagues were so anti-labor and pro-liberal, Peta Credlin said: ”Sky News is the most fair and balanced news network in the coun…..I’m sorry I can’t say that with a straight face.”

”Look, we know what’s right for this country and what’s right is right. Right?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and put a flaming bag of dog poop on Malcolm Tunrbull’s door step.”

Mark Williamson


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