NSW’s ICAC has announced today that due to the rising price of lettuce that they will switch to flogging Ministers found guilty with warm cabbage for the foreseeable future.
”I appreciate ICAC making the switch from lettuce to cabbage,” said NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet. ”I mean the State’s budget is not looking great, we spent way too much on trying to get old mate John Barilaro a job.”
”And to be fair, most of the wet cabbage flogging from ICAC will be heading John’s way.”
When asked if he expected to face any consequences over the John Barilaro fiasco, the Premier said: ”Oh absolutely, John is filthy that he had to give up the job.”
”Now, we have to go back to the drawing board and try and find another way to get Barilaro into a nice cushy job.”
”Maybe he could coach North Melbourne or better yet, head up ICAC.”
”You can’t investigate yourself now, can you.”
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