In Finance news today an Inner West couple has been rocked after the bank of Mum and Dad raised Interest from two to three phone calls home a month.
”Times are tough and my Wife and I aren’t getting any younger,” said the Bank Chief Dad. ”Living out in the so called sticks or Castle Hill as it’s also known, means we don’t get to see them too much.”
‘”Sure, we come into the city every now and then for Brunch but it’s not the same. I’m a flat white type of guy not a low-fat soy macchiato type of chap like my son-in-law ”
When asked if he foresaw any interest rises happening in the not so distant future, Dad said: ”Ah, look, you know, the Missus has always wanted grand children and they’re not getting any younger.”
”So, maybe make sure they keep calling home or give us a grand kid.”
”And no dressing up the greyhound doesn’t count.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go and keep an eye on my franking credits.”
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