Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton who is currently holidaying in America has sent his colleagues video footage of him shooting a puppy.
”America is a great place and full of opportunity,” said the Dark Lord. ”Previously I have enjoyed strangling puppies or on the rare occasion drowning them.”
”But, over here with the proliferation of guns I have really enjoyed blowing away a bunch of puppies with a semi-automatic.”
When asked if he were to become Prime Minister would he amend Australia’s World leading gun laws, the Dark Lord said: ”Well an election is a long way away and we will just have to see where the Nation stands in the future.”
”I do enjoy strangling puppies but as I get older maybe I won’t have the strength to do so and a gun would come in handy.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a lot of time on my hands and a lot of puppies to shoot, see you in a few weeks Australia.”
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