The National Rifle Association (NRA) has announced that it plans to provide every American citizen with enough ‘thoughts and prayers’ to help keep them safe during the next inevitable mass shooting. “We here at the NRA are listening to the… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reached out to American President Donald Trump and invited him to come to Australia and join him for a State dinner at the Prime Minister’s restaurant of choice, Engadine Macca’s. “We Australians are an… Read More ›
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
American President Donald Trump has announced today that former actor/comedian Roseanne Barr will be joining his administration as the official White house Tweetsperson. “What a great day for America to have someone of the caliber of Roseanne sending out tweets… Read More ›
In a surprise move the Nobel Peace prize committee has announced that this year’s recipient is American President Donald Trump for his work on the reunification of the Swedish pop group ABBA. “President Trump has been working tirelessly behind the… Read More ›
President Trump has disclosed that had he been around at the time he would definitely have won World War 2 all by himself. “You don’t really know how you would respond until you’ve been put in a situation, but I’d… Read More ›
