Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
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Trump Appoints Roseanne Barr As Official White House Tweetsperson
American President Donald Trump has announced today that former actor/comedian Roseanne Barr will be joining his administration as the official White house Tweetsperson. “What a great day for America to have someone of the caliber of Roseanne sending out tweets… Read More ›
Trump To Receive Nobel Peace Prize Over Reunification Of ABBA
In a surprise move the Nobel Peace prize committee has announced that this year’s recipient is American President Donald Trump for his work on the reunification of the Swedish pop group ABBA. “President Trump has been working tirelessly behind the… Read More ›
I’d Have Won World War 2 Single Handedly Says Trump
President Trump has disclosed that had he been around at the time he would definitely have won World War 2 all by himself. “You don’t really know how you would respond until you’ve been put in a situation, but I’d… Read More ›
Oprah Gives Away 500 Great Again Americas To Audience
The entire audience of a special taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show has gone insanely wild after opening a tiny box and finding the keys to a great again America inside. “You get a great again America, you get a… Read More ›
President Trump Sells Naming Rights For White House To McDonald’s
American President Donald Trump has announced that he has sold the naming rights for the White House to McDonald’s in exchange for free cheeseburgers for life. “What a great deal and what a beautiful name, ‘The McDonald’s Quarter Pounder White… Read More ›
