Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has taken time away from his American jaunt to send a message of support to residents of the NSW Victoria border town of Albury who were affected by yesterday’s earthquake. To the people of… Read More ›
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PM’s Creepy Mate Asks Him To Bring Back Some Duty Free Ivermectin
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has asked him to bring back some duty free Ivermectin when the PM returns from his trip to America. ”George is a good bloke. He did offer to drop me at the… Read More ›
Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Announces That We’re All Gonna Get Laid
Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has celebrated his first day of covering for Scott Morrison by declaring that: ”We’re all gonna get laid!” ”Australia take note, with Barnaby in charge the good times will roll,” said the acting PM. ”Sure,… Read More ›
PM Declares New Submarines Will Be Paid For By A Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for by a blind trust to be administered by the alleged Minister for Industry Christian Porter. ”How good is… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Storm The US Consulate
Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result. ”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and… Read More ›
Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson
US President (for now) Donald Trump has released an official statement via his preferred method of communication Twitter, to call for people to stop referring to Dustin Johnson as the winner of this year’s US Masters and instead hand the… Read More ›
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