In Finance news today an Inner West couple has been rocked after the bank of Mum and Dad raised Interest from two to three phone calls home a month. ”Times are tough and my Wife and I aren’t getting any… Read More ›
Inner West
NSW Premier Tells Flood Victims No Cent Will Be Spared To Protect John Barilaro
NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has today moved to reassure the State’s residents that no cent will be spared in protecting the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro from any form of flood or storm damage. ‘We’ve seen some awful and… Read More ›
Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, declaring that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. “For too long… Read More ›
NSW Government Announces Plans To Privatise Its Citizens
The NSW Government fresh off privatising their bus services despite going to an election earlier this year saying they would not, has now announced their latest splash for cash with a plan to privatise the State’s citizens. “If we want… Read More ›
Local Coke Dealers Resent Cross Fit Gyms Taking Away Their Clients
Local Cocaine dealers are up in arms after a number of their usual clients have turned their backs on them in favour of joining a cross fit gym. “Ah look mate it’s just not right you know,” said a dealer… Read More ›
Big Bad Wolf Urges Three Little Pigs To Buy Sydney Apartment Block
The Big Bad Wolf has strongly advised the Three Little Pigs to invest in an off the plan apartment in a new Sydney development built entirely out of straw. “The plans for the block have been passed by the same… Read More ›
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