All coffee served in Australia’s hipster cafes has been International Roast™ the whole time, confessed the nations baristas in a tear soaked press conference yesterday. “The Belizian Misty Mountain, the Los Pelotas Kilimanjaro Cascara, even the one that allegedly… Read More ›
The Australian Medical Association says an alarming rise in heart attacks in inner western Sydney is due to increased consumption of halal snack packs by politically aware lunchers wanting to show solidarity with the Muslim community. “Ever since Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
Sydney was thrown into bedlam yesterday following the opening of a new burger joint, the BBC is reporting. While news in the affected region is naturally limited as a result of such an unprecedented restaurant being opened in such a… Read More ›
The Worldwide Association for Proper and Correct Pronunciation has today issued a press release clarifying that the ‘super food’ quinoa should be pronounced as ‘wan-ker’, as the q is silent. The press release has come as a bit of a… Read More ›
Australians from across the country are expressing their support for businessman, reality TV star and famed hair groomer Donald Trump’s campaign for the 2016 US presidency, in the fervent hope that “finally there’ll be a world leader more batshit crazy… Read More ›
Over a year after lockout laws were introduced in Sydney’s Kings Cross it has emerged that violent assaults are down in the area, however crime rates have gone up at Children’s indoor playground centres. The lockout laws were introduced after… Read More ›
