NSW Premier (for now) Dominick Perrotet has issued a personal apology to the State’s number 1 citizen John Barilaro over any inconvenience that today’s train strikes may have had on him or his family. ”The Transport Union really needs to… Read More ›
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Perrotet Jets Off To Japan Promises To Pick Up Some Duty Free For Barilaro
Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has jetted off to Japan for a trade mission, but not before promising the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro that he would pick up some duty free gear for him. ”A lot of NSW… Read More ›
ICAC Forced To Flog Ministers With Soggy Cabbage Amidst Lettuce Prices
NSW’s ICAC has announced today that due to the rising price of lettuce that they will switch to flogging Ministers found guilty with warm cabbage for the foreseeable future. ”I appreciate ICAC making the switch from lettuce to cabbage,” said… Read More ›
NSW Premier Tells Flood Victims No Cent Will Be Spared To Protect John Barilaro
NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has today moved to reassure the State’s residents that no cent will be spared in protecting the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro from any form of flood or storm damage. ‘We’ve seen some awful and… Read More ›
NSW Declared Most Livable State For Those Named John Barilaro
Free Loader magazine has this week declared that the Australian state of NSW is the most livable state in the World for those with the name John Barilaro. ”If you are named John Barilaro then the state of NSW is… Read More ›
Berejiklian Government To Establish A Pokies Bubble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian and her Government are looking to establish a pokies bubble to allow gamblers, preferably problem gamblers, access to their favourite pokies machine. ”Everyday this lockdown goes on the State is losing so much, sweet,… Read More ›