ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines

Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines.

”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old mate George Christensen did or didn’t do in the Philippines,” said the Prime Minister. ”The Government I lead – some of them won’t jab and some of them will jab.”

”But, enough about Barnaby Joyce.”

When asked why he would not condemn his creepy mate the Member for Dawson for his anti-vaccine views, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”I am a Prime Minister who always listens to the people.”

”Why, just today I took advice from 15 different focus groups on 30 different topics.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go. I’m holding another focus group at Engadine Maccas in 15 minutes. The focus will be on different types of cleaning.”

Mark Williamson


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