Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out to ‘the Farm’ no matter what the Member for Dawson says. ”George is my mate and… Read More ›
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PM’s Creepy Mate Demands To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the member for Dawson George Christensen has demanded that the PM name him Australian of the year. ”I’m a big important man so I should be rewarded,” grunted the Member for Dawson. ”Besides,… Read More ›
ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines. ”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Tells Him He Better Not Be Lying To Him About Manilla
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has told the PM that he better not lie to him like he did to the French President about his future posting to Manila as the new ambassador to the Philippines or… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Off To The Philippines To Give Out Jabs
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage. ”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the… Read More ›
ScoMo Thanks His Creepy Mate For The Pallet Of Ivermectin
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has thanked his creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen for the pallet of Ivermectin that the MP gifted Jen and the Girls. ”George is a very generous chap, when he heard of… Read More ›
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