Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out to ‘the Farm’ no matter what the Member for Dawson says.
”George is my mate and he’s a good boy, I won’t take him to the farm, I won’t,” said the Member for New England. ”Besides, what’s he really done, said a few things about not jabbing kids.”
”Sure, he can be a bit rough around the edges, but he’s just upset at the moment cause he can’t get over to the Philippines.”
When asked why the Member for Dawson seemingly had carte blanche to say and do what he wanted, the Deputy Pm said: ”To borrow a phrase from Scott, err, ScoMo I reject the premise of your question.”
”George is a simple man who merely wants to speak his mind and visit dodgy bars in the Philippines.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go and ask Vicky how to download a podcast. I promised George I’d give his a listen.”
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