Australian’s have been surprised to learn that the PM’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen is against jabbing children.
”Yeah, that’s a bit of a surprise if I’m honest,” said Mackay based Tradie Steve Armstrong. ”I mean with all the trips he does overseas to the Philippines, you know, what does he get up to?”
When reached for comment on his creepy Mate’s stance of not jabbing kids, the Prime Minister Scott Morrison said: ”Well, I think it’s good that George won’t jab children.”
”The Federal police will be happy about that as well, no more calls or reports for me to have to ignore.
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, George wants me to have a listen to his new podcast.”
”Apparently, he’s got a scientist on who can prove that not eating vegetables and instead eating Big Macs is beneficial to your health.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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