The Morrison/Joyce Government’s former member for Manila George Christensen has begged the Albanese Government to start lobbying the Phillippino Government, so as to avoid them going down the path of Indonesia and instituting a bonk ban. ”In the good old… Read More ›
Former PM Scott Morrison and his creepy mate George Christensen have reached out to their newly single mate, Rupert Murdoch to invite him away to a boys weekend in the Philippino capital of Manilla. ”Scott and I’s boys weekends tend… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scomo’s former creepy mate George Christensen has sent out feelers to Opposition leader Anthony Albanese to see if he likes ping pong. ”With it looking likely that Albo will be PM George is looking to cover some bases… Read More ›
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has thanked his parliamentary colleagues for the gift of a golden manila folder that they purchased for him as he farewells parliament. ”Nice of everyone to chip in and buy me a folder,”… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out to ‘the Farm’ no matter what the Member for Dawson says. ”George is my mate and… Read More ›
Australian’s have been surprised to learn that the PM’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen is against jabbing children. ”Yeah, that’s a bit of a surprise if I’m honest,” said Mackay based Tradie Steve Armstrong. ”I mean with… Read More ›
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