The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has thanked his parliamentary colleagues for the gift of a golden manila folder that they purchased for him as he farewells parliament.
”Nice of everyone to chip in and buy me a folder,” said the soon to be former member for Dawson. ”Would’ve been nice if they filled it with cash, or porn.”
”Anyway, will look good on my desk in Manila next year when I take over as Ambassador.”
When asked what he has done in his time in Parliament to deserve being appointed Ambassador, the member for Dawson said: ”No Australian politician has pressed more flesh in Manila than me.”
”Besides, I told ScoMo that if he didn’t make me Ambassador I’d let the press know where all the bodies were buried.”
”And I know, as I helped bury a lot of them.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, the boys are throwing me a farewell party at the Spearmint Table Tennis Playing Rhino, can’t be late.”
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