Former PM Scott Morrison and his creepy mate George Christensen have reached out to their newly single mate, Rupert Murdoch to invite him away to a boys weekend in the Philippino capital of Manilla.
”Scott and I’s boys weekends tend to get a bit loose and uh crazy,” said the former Member for Manila George Christensen. ”So, Rupert get ready for a weekend of fun and remember the golden rule.”
”What happens in Manila, stays in Manila!”
When asked what sort of activities they plan to get up to in Manila, former MP George Christensen said: ”Wouldn’t you and the Federal police like to know.”
”Look, we will of course be doing some charity work, our cash for lap dances campaign is very popular.”
Also, I will be in my role as patron of the Manila girls ping pong team be doing a lot of one on one coaching.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to stock up on supplies for the trip, plenty of ping pong balls and frangers.”
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