Former PM Scott Morrison and his creepy mate George Christensen have reached out to their newly single mate, Rupert Murdoch to invite him away to a boys weekend in the Philippino capital of Manilla. ”Scott and I’s boys weekends tend… Read More ›
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Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch And Jerry Hall Doing It
Australia’s 23 million people have spent the past few days trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks… Read More ›
Barnaby Asks Swinging Voters To At Least Let Him Poll Them
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (for now) and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has pleaded with swinging voters to give him a chance and let him poll them. ”I know a lot of Australians don’t like me, but today… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls For More Funding For Future Single Mothers
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called for an increase in funding for future single Mothers, in a move that he feels may help the Coalition with their female problem. ”We need to make sure we look after… Read More ›
Man Who Believed Sanctity Of Marriage Threatened By Marriage Equality Set To Have A Crack At His 2nd Marriage
Barnaby Joyce a prominent opponent of marriage equality, as he believed it threatened the sanctity of marriage has announced he has proposed to the woman who he left his first wife for and she has said yes. ”Everyone loves a… Read More ›
Barnaby Begs Berejiklian To Sort Out A Singles Bubble For Non-Uggos
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has implored NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to get her act together and sort out a singles bubble in the State. ”Look, people are losing their minds at home with the wives and… Read More ›
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