Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the member for Dawson George Christensen has demanded that the PM name him Australian of the year.
”I’m a big important man so I should be rewarded,” grunted the Member for Dawson. ”Besides, if Scott doesn’t give me what I want I’ll bring down the Government.”
”Don’t believe me, I’ve threatened to do this before.”
When reached for comment the PM said of his creepy mate: ”George is a very valuable member of my team and would make a great Australian of the year.”
”As would any of my team, Christian Porter, Barnaby Joyce, any one of my 52 personal photographers. The list is endless.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and find out if the Australian of the year award includes diplomatic immunity.”
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