ScoMo Calls An Emergency Summit After His TikTok Fails To Go Viral

Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site TikTok failed to go viral.

”The PM prides himself on his social media game, often saying that when the PM’s posts are getting likes then the Nation is doing well, said a Prime Ministerial Spokesperson. ”So, his failure to go huge on TikTok has really shook his confidence.

”Poor dude, not even his alleged Mate Christian Porter shared his post.”

When asked why given that the Nation was currently deep in a Covid crisis the PM has chosen to focus on his TikTok game, the Spokesperson said: ”It’s not like he holds a RAT test is it mate?”

”The PM has one job and that’s to win the next election. You think Albo isn’t out there TikToking and Instagraming?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and get a new dog for the PM as his current one doesn’t test well with the focus groups.”

Mark Williamson


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