Australia’s acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has told his colleague Scott Morrison not to drink any water on the flight to Glasgow, as the Nationals own the rights to it. The water rights on planes were gifted to the Nationals… Read More ›
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ScoMo Appoints Christian Porter To Clean Up Social Media Anonymity
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared war on Social Media and appointed the alleged member for Pearce, Christian Porter to clean up social media anonymity. ”Christian has a lot of time on his hands at the moment being… Read More ›
Dutton Condemns Sudanese Tradies For Melbourne Riots
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has emerged from his secret lair to condemn Sudanese Tradies over the ongoing riots in Melbourne. ”It is appalling that theses people are rioting in Melbourne at the moment,” said the Dark Lord. ”I have… Read More ›
PM Declares New Submarines Will Be Paid For By A Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for by a blind trust to be administered by the alleged Minister for Industry Christian Porter. ”How good is… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Christian Porter To Cover For Him On Day 2 Of The National Women’s Summit
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his alleged colleague Christian Porter to cover for him on Day 2 of the National Women’s Summit, after the PM delivered the keynote address on Day 1. ”Today was a lot of… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Creepy Mate To Ignore Clive And Stay Friends With Him
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called upon his creepy mate George Christensen to ignore approaches from billionaire shit-stirrer Clive Palmer and stick with the Coalition. ”I know at the moment George feels like the popular girl at school,”… Read More ›
