Following news breaking overnight that the FBI had charged Ghislaine Maxwell over child sex offences involving Geoffrey Epstein, Queen Elizabeth has urged her son, Prince Andrew to consider getting away from it all and take a holiday in Paris. “The… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has pledged that his Government will invest millions in building mangers on all major highways in Australia to ensure that all women have the opportunity to give birth in the same manner as Mary did… Read More ›
A frustrated local introvert is wracking their brain for any excuse to avoid yet another video call request. The requests seem to come dozens of times each day, as energy draining extroverts seek any excuse to break the boredom of… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his inner circle that he is considering launching a Mardi Gras for heterosexual couples. With the march planned to go from Cronulla beach to Engadine Maccas. “In Australia we like to give a… Read More ›
Australia’s political satirists breathed a collective sigh of relief as the implications of Scott Morrison’s surprise election win started to hit home. “Engadine Maccas, Peter Dutton’s uncanny resemblance to a King Edward potato, Barnaby Joyce being Barnaby Joyce… we’ve still… Read More ›
That leathery old bloke in speedos who’s always strutting around at the beach wants you to take a shot at guessing how old he is. “How old do you reckon I am?” asked wrinkly beachgoer Bert Vovo as he puffed… Read More ›
