That leathery old bloke in speedos who’s always strutting around at the beach wants you to take a shot at guessing how old he is. “How old do you reckon I am?” asked wrinkly beachgoer Bert Vovo as he puffed… Read More ›
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PM’s Office Declares That He’s Not Missing Just Playing Hide & Seek
The Office of the Prime Minister has declared that the PM has not pissed off over to Hawaii for another holiday but is instead challenging the Nation to a game of hide and seek. ”We can confirm that the PM… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls An Emergency Summit After His TikTok Fails To Go Viral
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site TikTok failed to go viral. ”The PM prides himself on his social media game, often saying that… Read More ›
PM Tells Those Offended By Protestors With Nooses – “It could Be Worse They Could Be Shooting People”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has finally made a comment about the ongoing protests in Melbourne. Telling those upset about the protestors carrying nooses that it could be worse, they could be shooting people. ”I admit it is a… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Tells Him He Better Not Be Lying To Him About Manilla
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has told the PM that he better not lie to him like he did to the French President about his future posting to Manila as the new ambassador to the Philippines or… Read More ›
Joyce Tells ScoMo Don’t Drink Any Water On The Way To Glasgow As The Nat’s Own The Rights
Australia’s acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has told his colleague Scott Morrison not to drink any water on the flight to Glasgow, as the Nationals own the rights to it. The water rights on planes were gifted to the Nationals… Read More ›
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