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• Sydney’s Bus Timetables An Early Favourite For 2019 Nobel Prize For Literature

  By Carlo Sands on 31/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  After Bob Dylan’s groundbreaking Nobel Prize for Literature award, critics are expecting new “left field” choices by the Swedish Academy that grants the prestigious award, with Sydney’s bus timetables widely considered to be a front-runner for 2019. “There is a… Read More ›

• After Usain Bolt, A-League Clubs Reportedly Chasing Melbourne Cup Winner Rekindling

  By Carlo Sands on 18/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Rekindling, the British-born racehorse who won the 2017 Melbourne Cup, is reportedly being chased by several A-League clubs ahead of the start of Australia’s premier soccer competition. The clubs are said to be keen for a combination of eye-catching speed… Read More ›

• Bloke Stomping Through Train Carriages Wants To Know What You’re Looking At

  By Carlo Sands on 14/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Michael Harris is looking as intently as he can at his phone. The 25-year-old accounting firm intern on Sydney’s inner-west train line thinks he‘s done everything possible to avoid any risk of contact with the bald, topless and shoe-less bloke… Read More ›

• Missing Microchipped Company Employee Found Safe At Dog Pound

  By Carlo Sands on 05/12/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  A recently microchipped employee of an American company has been found safe and well at the local dog pound after going missing for nearly a week. “We’d been worried sick that we’d never see Trent again after some idiot left… Read More ›

• Out-Of-Touch Poor Hating Politician Still Struggling To Grasp Why Dumb Plebs Don’t Like Her

  By Carlo Sands on 16/06/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  “And why wouldn’t those stupid sheep want to vote for me?” British Prime Minister Theresa May is storming around her house in anger. “I promised to kick out more foreigners than ever, what more do these bloody peasants want?” It… Read More ›

• How One Millennial Flipped The Script — And Built A House Entirely From Used Avocado Peel

  By Carlo Sands on 01/06/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  It is a truth long considered incontestable: today’s younger generation can either choose to eat all the smashed avocado their greedy, youthful stomach’s’ desire, or they can choose to buy a house. But in an inspiring example to his “brunch-obsessed”… Read More ›