PM Tells Those Offended By Protestors With Nooses – “It could Be Worse They Could Be Shooting People”

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has finally made a comment about the ongoing protests in Melbourne. Telling those upset about the protestors carrying nooses that it could be worse, they could be shooting people.

”I admit it is a bit confronting to see nooses on the streets of Melbourne, but they were not aimed at me so all good then,” said the PM. ”In other countries protestors can be armed and dangerous.”

”Not to mention the police with their water cannons.”

When asked if he was seriously going to stand by whilst protestors walked the streets armed with nooses, the PM said: ”As I said earlier they weren’t protesting me.”

”Besides, I have a very busy week this week. What with all the photos I have to take and all the hi vis I have to wear.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and do some polling to see if people are for or against the nooses.”

Mark Williamson


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1 reply

  1. To the Australian pollies whinging about a noose: You set yourself up as a public figure, if you can’t stand up and face public criticism you shouldn’t be in politics. You’re no longer in your safe spaces at uni; grow a backbone.


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