The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage.
”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the people in the Philippines,” said a Government Spokesperson. ”For the last 2 years he’s been begging the PM to open up the borders so he could get over there to jab.”
When asked why the Member for Dawson was so keen to vaccinate the girls of the Philippines given he is so prominent in supporting anti-vaccination conspiracy theories in Australia, the Spokesperson said: ”Who said anything about vaccination?”
”George just wants to get over there and press the flesh with the locals, if jabs are delivered then so be it.”
”You know he’s a very keen patron of the Manila girls table tennis club.”
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