Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared war on Social Media and appointed the alleged member for Pearce, Christian Porter to clean up social media anonymity.
”Christian has a lot of time on his hands at the moment being on the back bench,” said the Prime Minister. ”And as we know idle hands are just an invitation to the devil.”
”So, here’s to Christian dealing with the devil head on and pulling social media back in to line.”
When asked whether it was hypocritical for the Government to be against social media anonymity when one of their own was receiving anonymous donations via a blind trust, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”Christian has no idea who gave him that cash and we can only assume that it was more than likely a bunch of little kids who did some chores to raise money for one of their favourite members of parliament.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and throw some stones at the Queensland border.”
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