Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been counting down the hours to NSW’s freedom day as he is anxious to have his photo taken in a pub or club on the beers.
”Let me tell you I have been waiting a long time for this day,” said the PM. ”As well as being freedom day it is also my first day out of quarantine.”
”Come on now whip it out and take my picture.”
When asked why he was so focused on Sydney at the expense of all the other States, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I am a leader for all the States in Australia, it’s just that some States are more equal than others.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a little restaurant down Engadine way that is calling me. I hope the clean up crew is all vacc’d up.”
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