Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›
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Christensen Pleads With The PM To Open Up A Travel Bubble With The Philippines
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has pleaded with the PM to start working quickly on establishing a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines, claiming lives are on the line. “It’s been a bloody long time since some… Read More ›
Christensen Demands That The PM Get The Jets To Manila And Bring The Capital’s Ping Pong Team Back To Him
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing deploy the air force to the Philippines and bring the Manilla girls ping pong team to Mackay. ”Scotty made a promise to all Australians… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares That The Federal Integrity Commission Will Be Armed With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has let it be known that his Government’s proposed federal integrity commission will be armed with the warmest of lettuce and they will not be afraid to use it. ”My Government takes corruption very… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Staff No More Wednesday Arvo Meetings As They Are Getting In The Way Of His Weekends
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends. ”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said… Read More ›
Howard Makes Fast Recovery After Hearing Kids Talking About Putting Him In A “Home”
Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard has made a fast recovery from his recent bout of appendicitis, telling friends that over-hearing his kids talking about putting him in an aged care home was just the inspiration he needed to get… Read More ›