Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to show some respect and think of the negative gearers before making any changes to superannuation. ”This Government needs to start listening to those who have… Read More ›
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Albo Says Good Morning Dutton Condemns Him For Not mentioning Night
The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has opened up his press conference today with a greeting of good morning. This has resulted in the Opposition leader, Peter Dutton putting out a press release condemning the PM for failing to include good… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Who He Should Invoice For Yesterdays Royal Commission Gig
Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program. ”Was good to get a gig… Read More ›
Dutton Reminds Those Considering A #LibSpill That He Knows Where They Live
Australian Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has reminded his colleagues whom might be considering a #LibSpill that he knows where they live and is willing to do whatever it takes to hold onto power. ”Let’s be honest, Peter’s… Read More ›
”Miss Me Yet?” ScoMo Asks Australia
Former Minister for health/innovation/finance/industry and occasional part time PM Scott Morrison has used Budget night to ask the country if they miss him yet. ”It’s been awhile since the election and I thought maybe the people of Australia might be… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls On Finland’s Prime Minister To Be More Professional
Australia’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Finland’s Prime Minister to be more professional and lay off the partying. ”As a World leader she needs to be more discreet,” said the Member for New… Read More ›