Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends. ”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said… Read More ›
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Howard Makes Fast Recovery After Hearing Kids Talking About Putting Him In A “Home”
Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard has made a fast recovery from his recent bout of appendicitis, telling friends that over-hearing his kids talking about putting him in an aged care home was just the inspiration he needed to get… Read More ›
Australians To Vote On Which PMs Will Front New Mount Rushmore Style Monument To Be Carved Into Uluru
The Morrison Government is currently drafting legislation for a plebiscite to be held later this year which will allow Australians to vote on which former Prime Ministers will be carved into Uluru, as an homage to the United States’ Mount… Read More ›
John Howard’s Eyebrows Given 24/7 Police Protection
Former Australian Prime Minister John Winston Howard’s eyebrows have been given 24/7 police protection to protect them from potentially being targeted by protesters. ”We have received word that an attack is planned on the former Prime Minister’s eyebrows,” said a… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Promises Free Tickets To The Cricket For All Those Affected By The Bushfires
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced a relief package of free tickets to the cricket for all those affected by the bushfires this summer. “I know Australia is doing it tough at the moment but if… Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Plant 1000’s Of Palm Trees To Replace Bush Lost To Fire
Prime Minister ScoMo fresh off the plane from Hawaii has pledged to replace the 1000’s of hectares of lost bush caused by the horrific bushfires with as many palm trees as he can source. “My trip to Hawaii wasn’t just… Read More ›
