The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›
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ScoMo Demands To Know Where Albo Was In 1963 When JFK Was Shot
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has gone on the attack today condemning the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese for not declaring where he was in 1963 at the time American President JFK was killed. ”Albo likes to take shots at… Read More ›
News Corp Leads Campaign To Rename The Macaron The ScoMo
Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo. ”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
ScoMo Plans To Cook Coq Au Vin To Appease France
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his advisers to not worry about the country’s rift with France as he’ll solve it when he gets back to Australia by cooking a Coq Au Vin for the family and posting… Read More ›
PM Declares Voters Will Need ID To Vote, Unless They Are A Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that voters at the next election will have to show ID before they vote – unless, of course, they donated to Christian Porter’s blind trust. ”We need to do all we can… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Grab Some Duty Free Tia Maria On The Way Back From Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has demanded that the PM grab him a bottle of Tia Maria from duty free when the PM returns from Glasgow. ”George is a mate and we do things for… Read More ›
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