The Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton is incensed, after being told that he would have to remove his white hood tomorrow when he votes in the referendum.
”What sort of country have we become when a good honest hard working Klansman has to de-robe in order to vote?” Asked the Dark Lord. ”Anthony Albanese has a lot to answer for and I will scream from now till election day negative comments about anything that he does.”
”The Prime Minister should know that if he wants to jump then he should ask me how high.”
When asked why the low-rating Opposition leader felt such a level of entitlement, the Dark Lord said: ”If bloody Matthias knew how to count I would have been PM already and we wouldn’t been in this mess of a thing called Opposition.”
”I would’ve been a great PM, working hard for my Liberal backers and smiting everyone that ever doubted me.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I heard Albo said good morning, how dare he refuse to acknowledge the night.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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