Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to show some respect and think of the negative gearers before making any changes to superannuation.
”This Government needs to start listening to those who have scrimped and saved to get a measly 5 to 100 million in super for their retirement,” said the Dark Lord. ”Anthony Albanese ignores these people and quite frankly it sickens me.”
”Why if I had a length of hose I’d use it to beat up a puppy, that’s how mad this makes me.”
When asked why he felt that million dollar superannuation accounts were worth battling over, the Dark Lord said: ”Anthony Albanese needs to learn that unless it’s my idea then I am not for it.”
”And even if he does propose something that I said then I won’t support it.”
”The so-called Prime Minister should do the right thing and go to the Governor-General and tell him that the public made a big mistake last year and I should be PM..
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, you’re getting all me all wound up. I need to go and get a puppy to strangle in order to calm my nerves.”
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