Australia’s artists and musicians have been urged to give back to society by putting on some fund raising shows to help out those effected by the changes to the Nation’s superannuation scheme.
”These changes to superannuation are brutal,” said Sky News’ man of the people Andrew Bolt. ”Why I heard of one fellow who has had to scale back his around the World trip to just 15 countries instead of the usual 16.”
”How does Anthony Albanese sleep at night?”
When asked why should the Nation feel pity on 0.05% of the population affected by the changes, Mr Bolt said: ”Where has this country’s humanity gone?”
”We have a parade for the gays but why not one for Rupert or Gina?”
”We should have billionaire pride month.”
”In fact we will have one! Even if I have to march down Toorak road by myself.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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