B2 Calls B1 A Scab After The Banana Refuses To Join The ABC Strike

A fight has broken out at the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters after the popular Bananas in Pajamas duo had a disagreement over the upcoming strike, with sources saying B2 called B1 a scab.

”It was really awkward and quite heated, one minute they were getting ready to chase some bears for an upcoming Pride special and the next they were going at it in the foyer,” said a witness to the fight. ”It was lucky that Bluey was there to convince them both to split.”

When reached for comment on the fight B2 was quite remorseful, saying: ”We do have our differences of opinion from time to time, especially when it comes to industrial relations.”

”But, I did go too far and B1 if you’re listening, I’m sorry, let’s get back to doing what we do best and chasing bears.”

B1 could not be reached for comment as he was rumoured to be talking to the Wiggles about joining them on a fruit salad collaboration.

Mark Williamson


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