The Nation of Australia has woken up this morning and collectively wondered what the fuck will go wrong today, as the year 2020, which has thus far delivered bushfires, floods, George Pell, plagues and a world-wide pandemic rolls on. “Oh… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for the Australian people to not go outside to buy puzzles but instead stay inside gather the kids around and as a family try to work out what he is trying to say… Read More ›
Imprisoned religious figure, Cardinal George Pell, has secured the role as one of the Wise Men in his prison’s upcoming Christmas eve play. The disgraced figurehead has been trying to get into character the past week, but is struggling to… Read More ›
An inner city office worker has casually asked his colleague if they think we’ve had enough rain yet to shut up the farmers. Before going on to hope for a return of ‘good’ weather before the up coming weekend. “Look… Read More ›
An American adventurer has been killed while attempting to make contact with the peoples of the remote Sutherland Shire. “The young man ignored warnings and foolishly attempted to cross Tom Uglys Bridge and was cut down with a hail of… Read More ›
Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper has launched a new advertising campaign centered around it’s new motto, ‘We’re not racist but…….’ “Newspapers these days have to work hard to keep people’s interest,” said a Herald Sun Spokesperson. “We feel with our new… Read More ›
