Australia’s 23 million people have spent the past few days trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks… Read More ›
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ScoMo To Use $5 Billion Disaster Relief Fund To Fix His Public Image
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has pledged to get his hands dirty and dig into the Government’s $5 billion disaster relief fund to help fix his broken public image. ”It hasn’t been an easy couple of years for… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Peeps To Schedule This Weeks Photo Shoot At Bed Bath N’ Table To Get The Ladies Back On Side
Prime Minister ScoMo has told his marketing and PR peeps to work in a photo shoot at Bed, Bath N’ Table this week so he can get back onside with the Ladies of Australia. ”The Prime Minister is most concerned… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hastily Flicks Through The Bunnings Catalogue Looking For A Distraction
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has taken some time out of his day to vigorously flick through the latest Bunnings catalogue in the hopes of being able to find a distraction. Preferably one big enough to occupy the media… Read More ›
Sky News Invites Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Celebrate The American Election
Niche news network Sky News Australia has invited it’s viewers, all 6 of them to join in on a special event to celebrate Donald Trump’s performance at the US Elections. ”Yesterday was a great day for right wing news networks,… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Rise Up Against The Lockdown
Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing state of lockdown. ”It;s time for Victorians to strike back from this oppressive regime,”… Read More ›
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