The Albanese Government has come up with the novel solution of solving Australia’s gas shortage by selling the mining rights to niche news network Sky News After Dark ”The gas reserves coming out of Paul Murray’s show alone is enough… Read More ›
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B2 Calls B1 A Scab After The Banana Refuses To Join The ABC Strike
A fight has broken out at the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters after the popular Bananas in Pajamas duo had a disagreement over the upcoming strike, with sources saying B2 called B1 a scab. ”It was really awkward and quite heated, one… Read More ›
Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch And Jerry Hall Doing It
Australia’s 23 million people have spent the past few days trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks… Read More ›
ScoMo To Use $5 Billion Disaster Relief Fund To Fix His Public Image
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has pledged to get his hands dirty and dig into the Government’s $5 billion disaster relief fund to help fix his broken public image. ”It hasn’t been an easy couple of years for… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Peeps To Schedule This Weeks Photo Shoot At Bed Bath N’ Table To Get The Ladies Back On Side
Prime Minister ScoMo has told his marketing and PR peeps to work in a photo shoot at Bed, Bath N’ Table this week so he can get back onside with the Ladies of Australia. ”The Prime Minister is most concerned… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hastily Flicks Through The Bunnings Catalogue Looking For A Distraction
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has taken some time out of his day to vigorously flick through the latest Bunnings catalogue in the hopes of being able to find a distraction. Preferably one big enough to occupy the media… Read More ›
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