A thrifty psychopathic Woolworths shopper with a pathological hatred of dolphins believes that a 15 cent plastic bag that he has found is the bargain of a lifetime. “The last time I choked a dolphin in person I had to… Read More ›
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Biased Public Funded Media Organisation Wants To Privatise The ABC
News Corporation, which paid no tax last year, has welcomed the proposed sale and break up of the ABC, saying there is only room for one severely biased media conglomerate in the Australian market. “The people saying that we’re depriving… Read More ›
Fire Ravaged Town Devastated By A Flood Of Journalists
The town of Yabbie Creek was left reeling today after being hit by a flood of journalists just days after the town was ravaged by fire. “They came out of nowhere one minute I’m sifting through the still smouldering ashes… Read More ›
ABC News 24 Rebrands To Become ABC Comedy
The ABC’s 24 hour news channel will be relaunched as a 24 hour comedy channel without having to change any of its content. “We realised we were wasting our time and money making scripted comedy content when all we needed… Read More ›
News Corp Columnists Ask To Be Left In Peace To Rationalise Why Finsbury Park Attack Was Different
Opinion writers for News Corp have asked for their privacy to be respected as they come to terms with why the terror attack on a London mosque is different. “In a few days time we’ll come thundering back with why… Read More ›
China Hacks Bureau Of Meteorology In Attempt To Build Their Own Tim Bailey
International cyber hacking experts believe a recent breach in the security of the Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s computer system can be traced back to the Chinese government wanting to steal plans for the construction of their own Tim Bailey. “China… Read More ›
