Newly elected Senator and terrorism expert Pauline Hanson has warned of the threat posed by elderly extremists (EEs) after a man in his 60s set his car on fire in a bid to blow up the ironically named Merrylands Police Station…. Read More ›
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NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating
A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
Abbott Consults Rudd On How Best To Honour Kill The Liberal Party
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has reached out to former sparring partner Kevin Rudd to seek advice on the best method to honour kill the Liberal Party after his removal as leader. Mr Rudd is deeply admired by many in… Read More ›
Malaysian Airlines Breathes A Sigh Of Relief
As the world mourned a new tragedy with a plane crashing in southern France killing all of its 150 passengers, Malaysian Airlines representatives were releasing sighs of relief rather than press release when it was revealed the plane belonged to budget airline Germanwings… Read More ›
World Golfing Community Relieved Kidnapped Aussie Not Greg Norman
Australian golfer Robert Allenby was kidnapped, bashed and robbed over the weekend in Hawaii. Although shaken up, Mr Allenby is expected to recover. Golfing officials the world over were relieved to learn it was Allenby that was kidnapped and not… Read More ›
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