Australia’s Gas Shortage To Be Solved By Mining Sky News After Dark Crew

The Albanese Government has come up with the novel solution of solving Australia’s gas shortage by selling the mining rights to niche news network Sky News After Dark

”The gas reserves coming out of Paul Murray’s show alone is enough to fuel the entire eastern seaboard for the next 20 years,” said Minister for Climate Change and Energy Chris Bowen. ”Then if we tap old mate Andrew Bolt we are set.”

”If only we could find a way to harness the energy of them jumping to conclusions we’d be a World leader in energy exporting.”

When asked how they got the Sky News crew to agree to this proposal, Minister Bowen said: ”Well, they’re pro-gas and pro-mining, how could they say no?”

”Admittedly, their host Cory Bernardi did kick up a fuss but when it was pointed out that his show was the lowest rating of them all he was put back in his box.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to try and talk Alan Jones out of retirement to see if he can come back till at least the 20132 Olympics are over.”

Mark Williamson


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