Recently retired federal minister Christopher Pyne has denied there is any conflict of interest in his taking on a new role as a consultant to Ernst and Young in the fixing industry. “Yes I was a fixer for the government… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi
Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservatives Parliamentary Achievements
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Bernardi Demands Those C**ts At The ABC Apologise
The leader of South Australia’s least popular party the Australian Conservatives Cory Bernardi has demanded that the c**t’s at the ABC behind the skit that called his colleague a c**t apologise for their appalling disrespect. “The ABC has gone too… Read More ›
Unpopular Person Enters Popularity Contest
One of Australia’s most unpopular people Lyle Shelton has announced on the weekend that he will be quitting his job and contesting the next Federal election as a candidate for Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservative party. “I’m confident that I can… Read More ›
Vanilla Vegemite To Be Launched To Celebrate Australia Day
Following the success of Vegemite 2.0 and Vegemite chocolate it has been announced that vanilla Vegemite will be launched this week to commemorate Australia day. With jars to invade the shelves on Friday January 26th. “We always have our ear… Read More ›
Bernardi Angrily Rips Down The Savage Garden Poster On His Bedroom Wall
Senator and aspiring DJ Cory Bernardi has angrily ripped down the Savage Garden poster that he had hanging above his bed. The move follows the band’s lead singer Darren Hayes condemning the Senator for using his music. “He was so… Read More ›
