Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has touted the recent ratings success of broadcaster Alan Jones after the recently turned octogenarian cracked the elusive 8 actual viewers number. ”What a great result Alan has delivered to us, 8 whole viewers,”… Read More ›
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being excluded from Facebook. ”We still hold out hope that our lost sheep will return… Read More ›
Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down restrictions. The move is sure to excite their viewers, all 6 of them. ”It has been… Read More ›
Failed politician Cory Bernardi has announced his intentions to try his hand at failing in a new career as a journalist. With the unpopular former MP signing on to work with niche media outlet Sky News. “My voice needs to… Read More ›
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Failed Senator Cory Bernardi has told the press of his struggles to find a venue in his home State of South Australia big enough to host a farewell dinner for both himself and his ego. “I am really struggling, you… Read More ›
