Rural Australia which is currently in the grip of a mouse plague has been dealt the devastating news that they will soon be infested with Credlins, Murrays and Bolts. After news broke that niche news service Sky News Australia would start broadcasting nationwide.
“Mate, being a farmer is a hard slog,” said back of Bourke Farmer Trevor Gumboot. ”We have to deal with floods, droughts, the Nationals and now Sky News.”
”I mean what good is an Alan Jones to me?”
When asked what they hoped to achieve with their new venture a Spokesperson for Sky News said: ”Sky News is the voice of the people, just ask our viewers, all 6 of them.”
”This is a wonderful chance for our network to gain new viewers and heck, dare to dream of breaking the elusive double figures viewing mark.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy some costumes for Alan Jones, I do hope Louis Vuitton does gum boots.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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