Residents of small resort towns all over Australia are making disaster plans to deal with the influx of posh wankers who normally choof off overseas for a holiday at this time of year. “We’ve survived drought, bushfires, floods and coronavirus… Read More ›
Rural Australia which is currently in the grip of a mouse plague has been dealt the devastating news that they will soon be infested with Credlins, Murrays and Bolts. After news broke that niche news service Sky News Australia would… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called upon current Prime Minister Scott Morrison to lift the mood of the country by bringing back knights and dames. ”Bushfires, drought, corona and now a toilet paper shortage the people of Australia are… Read More ›
Australia’s farmers currently dealing with bush fires and drought have been urged to put their hands in their pockets to give what they can to Australia’s struggling banking executives. “Our poor banking executives are really doing it tough,” said an… Read More ›
One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts, has told reporters that he does not believe in the drought and in an effort to prove it he will endeavor to swim the entire length of the Murray Darling river, all 1,472 kilometers… Read More ›
One Nation has come out strongly against Coca Cola demanding that the multi-national company allow Australian farmers access to the vast water supplies of Mount Franklin. “Our farmers are out there doing it tough whilst Coca Cola executives are living… Read More ›
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