Failed politician turned low-rating TV host, Cory Bernardi, has left his fans, all 3 of them, wondering what has happened to him after Sky News Australia dropped their 2024 line-up with Bernardi’s name notably absent from the list.

”Surely they can find room for Cory on the line-up,” said Bernardi’s 2nd biggest fan Al Simpleton. ”I mean how are we going to live our lives without his weekly dose of common sense.”

”Sure, we can always listen to Price, Murray, Bolt or heck even Credlin as they all preach from the same prayer book, but still Cory had a way with words.”

When reached for comment on when his Sky News show would be airing this year, failed Politician Bernardi took a break from looking at himself in the mirror to say: ”We’ve decided in an effort to reach more viewers that I’d be better off running down the main streets of Adelaide shouting my opinions through a mega-phone than appearing on TV.”

”Besides, doing a TV show I never get to see the eyes of my viewers, face to face I can see the look of pure terror as I scream at them about the leftist woke agenda.”

‘Now, if you’ll excuse me, I saw a man down the street writing with his left hand, I must go to him and correct this, have you seen my cane?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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