Failed Senator Cory Bernardi has told the press of his struggles to find a venue in his home State of South Australia big enough to host a farewell dinner for both himself and his ego. “I am really struggling, you… Read More ›
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South Australia’s Space Agency Win Promises Faster Ways To Escape Adelaide
South Australians are rejoicing at this week’s announcement that the new Australian Space Agency will be based there, providing much-needed hope of a faster way to escape Adelaide. During the announcement Prime Minister Scott Morrison said he thought South Australians… Read More ›
South Australia To Decide: Devon, Fritz Or Belgium
South Australia will head to the polls this weekend to vote on whether to continue to call luncheon meat “fritz” or switch to calling it devon or belgium. Leading the campaign to continue referring to it as fritz is South… Read More ›
Channel 9 To Release Commemorative Shaun Marsh Humble Pie
Fresh of his Ashes century the plaudits keep coming for West Australian batsman Shaun Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Shaun Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted the… Read More ›
Cricket Australia Demands Australian Test Team Respect Other Cultures And Embrace Headbutting
Cricket Australia Boss James Sutherland today announced that the Australian cricket team would not be shaking hands with the English team at the end of the remaining Magellan Ashes test matches. Instead the Aussie players would be headbutting the opposition… Read More ›
Richmond Fans Stunned To Learn That Football Is Played In September
Fans of the AFL club Richmond were stunned to learn that upon completion of the final round of the year that their side would continue playing throughout September. “Mate I’m stunned you know, I thought we play till the end… Read More ›
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