Sussan Ley Considering A Sspill Against Dutton

The Coalition’s lead spokesperson for numerology Susssan Ley has refused to rule out launching a challenge for Peter Dutton’s faltering leadership via a leadership sspill.

”At this stage I have no comment on whether I will challenge Peter to a sspill,” said Sussssan. ”I will talk to my numerologist and consult the tea leaves and see whether the time is right.”

”The moon is in retrograde, so you don’t want to rush these things.”

When asked why the Coalition and the Liberal party in particular were so on the nose in Australia, Sussssan said: ”Well, I think we need to look at the Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.”

”He’s out there putting up policies and passing legislation. Where’s the scandal? Where’s the infighting? Doesn’t he know how to Govern?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go, I have a very important policy meeting with my psychic. We need to figure out our position on the voice.”

Mark Williamson


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